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man suffered amnesia after he crashed his motorcycle into a lamp post in Xinyang City, China. After two days in the hospital, his memory was nearly restored. The only problem is that he can no longer remember his wife of nine years.
IT’S A MATTER OF SIMPLE JUSTICE, OFFICER . . . A man in London called the police emergency number because his wife refused to have sex with him. He told officers that he was being denied his “matrimonial rights.” The police refused to intervene.
IT APPEARS THAT A PATTERN IS EMERGING . . . A 74-year-old man was arrested for drunken driving after he crashed his car into a guardrail in Susquehanna Township, Pa. He told police he was headed to court for a hearing on a previous drunken-driving arrest.
OUR BEST OFFER? HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TIME IN THE SLAMMER? A man who stole a Jeep from a car dealership in Norwalk, Conn., was arrested when he returned to the dealership a month later to trade it in for another vehicle.
THEY WERE REALLY HERE, DUDE, I SWEAR . . . A man called police on his cell phone to report that he had been chased up a tree by narcotics officers in St. Cloud, Minn. When the cops arrived, they found no narcotics officers and determined that the man was high on drugs and was hallucinating.
SO YOU SEE, I HAVE SOME PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE WITH CRIME . . . A man applied for a job as an Atlanta police officer. When they did a background check on him, the cops found that he was wanted for bank robbery.
I SEE YOU’RE BACK, PINHEAD, FORGET SOMETHING? A woman called police to report that someone broke into her van in Yonkers, N.Y., at 2 a.m. and stole a knapsack filled with her clothes. While the cops were interviewing her at the scene of the crime, the thief walked by carrying her belongings.
OOOOOH, YOUR HONOR, LET THE PROSECUTION REST . . . A 57-year-old judge in Douglas County, Colo., was forced to resign because it was discovered that he repeatedly had sexual intercourse in his chambers with a 29-year-old female prosecutor.
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